Hamy-jamy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Celebrity Survivor]

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Have to say that the picture of eminem was hilarious, the voice clips you selected were all great. The graphics were really terrible though with not even a background behind the persons head when it was chopped off but eh it was entertaining. It sounded like the average series of survivor with celebs just over exaggerated.

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[Gun Control?!]

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Aint that the truth, i mean who would be stupid enough to think that turning in all gun power would be a good idea, it would just make the good weak and the evil stronger. The graphics were really bad sorry, i mean you could have gotten the message across alot better with something nicer to look at, i did however agree that having text instead of voices was a good choice though, i mean someone saying that would come off as corny.

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[Audio Portal 7]

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Gosh, you guys were able to achieve something that was so diverse, it contained: violence, humour, good graphics and of course overall had super musical numbers. Some of those beats were so good its hard to believe that newgrounds users made them, i mean that in a good way of course.

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[Fjäskar Fredde]

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I dont know what you did to give that effect but oh my, that was so simple yet was one of the funniest jokes i have seen in awhile. The choice not to animate it and not to add color was a big mistake. This could have turned out quite nicely as a animated flash not just pictures. Then the sound could have topped it off, i was left with some poorly drawn pictures though, wasnt good enough for the material it had.

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[Treacherous]

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Nice, i dont know though if you were trying to show how easy the game was or how hard it was, because you kinda made points about both, though the score didnt change so im guessing it was hard. The style really did a good job of capturing the tetris feel although it kinda lost the feel when you slanted one of the objects.

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[Broomstick]

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That was a great flash effort i loved that style, a take on the ol' classic series "soft outer crust", The voices were so clearly distinctive i loved harry's voice.That joke was so funny yet you did it in such a subtle way. The graphics were just great i mean they just oozed "soc" to me, great job.

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['Asteroids' music video]

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What a good little music video you have compiled here. Its hard when it is a music video to be able to judge the graphics properly because of the artistic side you may be implying and in this you were definitely telling a deeper story. I liked all the crazy designs you had but in the centre of it all you had to simple little characters. The drawings went very nicely with the words to the song, i viewed it with the subtitles on and you used a nice large readable font with no errors.

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Bezman responds:

Thanks for the review.

Glad you liked the simplistic design.

I give your review a 7.

I like that you give a few specific details about what you liked, but some criticism is always nice too.

Anyhow, stay funky.

- Bez

[Inferno Earth]

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That actually turned out quite nicely, the graphics were of good standard even to todays efforts. I also liked the edition of the "blam" music. That was a great flash with cool characters.

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[Cartoon Arena 2020 demo]

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Not a bad serious flash, there wasnt much interaction besides having to click the next button to see the next scene. The graphics for the time, and i can rememeber the flash graphics of that time, were quite nice but i have to judge it on todays submitions and this just wasnt good enough. Again i was shocked by the lack of sound and also im alittle buffled as to the location of the full version of this. I thought that this was a game of some sort but it seemed more like a space invasion, im guessing your going to release this in 2020 seeing as though you havent made anything in 6 years, common and give the ppl who passed this what they want!

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