Hamy-jamy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Alienation]

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Graphics:
Not very creativly done
Sound:
Meh it was really crappy
Interactivity:
Not interactive
Style:
It was really bad a sort of music video
Violence:
Not violent
Humor:
Meh you were trying to be funny so you get a point
Overall:
Dude i stopped it after like 10 seconds of that car picture and that thing just floating around

[Milk is good for you]

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Graphics:
Meh they were alright
Sound:
No sound
Interactivity:
Not interactive
Style:
Not much to it i guess it was alright
Violence:
Not much violence.
Humor:
Meh it made me giggle like a little girl LMAO
Overall:
Did that guy even watch this?, he gave it a 3 for sound and there wasnt even any on it!

[Criminal]

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Graphics:
Alright but no real animation.
Sound:
Song was alright, guess it sort of fit
Interactivity:
I can't remember any.
Style:
Short and pointless
Violence:
he killed i guess.
Humor:
I didn't find it funny.
Overall:
Nice effort, could use a better storyline but, i guess it was alright. keep at it.

[The Cat]

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Graphics:
Indeed it suited the idea
Sound:
Waterloo!
Interactivity:
Not interactive
Style:
Cool i was wondering what was going to happen
Violence:
Not violent
Humor:
Lol that darn cat!
Overall:
Geez i thought this was going to have something to do with garfield, because it looks like him but i guess not

[fun stuff 037]

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Graphics:
Meh not that good there are certain things drawn well but overall its pretty weak
Sound:
"I wanna take you to a gay bar"????
Interactivity:
Not interactive
Style:
Just random things nothing specific
Violence:
Not really violent
Humor:
Meh not really funny
Overall:
Indeed this is the cheapest way of doing something weak and getting good votes and reviews for it good work

[Return of Jesus Christ]

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Graphics:
I like the look of them very well done
Sound:
LMAO great voice overs no stuff ups at all
Interactivity:
Not interactive
Style:
Cool, nice idea and exacuetion
Violence:
Not very violent
Humor:
LMAO, "Zombie jesus", lol
Overall:
That was a great flash that was the best ive seen a jesus drawn it just looks so good

Slickernaut responds:

Thank you very much for your review.. However, while you gave positive comments, you left quite a low score, leaving me a little confused.. Thank you, though. I appreciate it.

[Zela 1st apperance]

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Graphics:
Well it was a very old commercial lol
Sound:
I liked it it is tv quality
Interactivity:
Not interactive
Style:
I loved it, getting to see an early zelda commercial
Violence:
No violence
Humor:
Please dont tell me they were trying to rap there!
Overall:
Lmao i have always wanted to relive a nes ad taht was great LMAO good work

[True Soldier]

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Graphics:
Shit
Sound:
Some
Interactivity:
Play.
Style:
Pointless
Violence:
Shooting
Humor:
Dry
Overall:
Pointless movie, get pointless review, please try harder next time. or try your hand at somthing else if your no good at this.