Hamy-jamy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Timmy and the Blender]

Oh dear

You moron timmy you just had to get to the food didnt you?, I thought that because you had no sound in this that it lost alot of its appeal. The graphics werent too flash hot either with there being no background to speak of, you should of atleast put together a home environment for this to be happening in, it just shows a lack of effort. You did however hit the nail on the head with the violence that blood and skull were indeed "sick" although i didnt know what was that round thing that bounced off timmy at the end.

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[why newgrounds?.]

Good on ya

It was good to see a flash totally dedicated, to the goodness on newgrounds. You pointed out afew good aspects on newgrounds maybe this should have been alittle longer though, i mean you pointed out three things, you could have beefed it up and the fans would have gone crazy. You and your teenage band music lol, i have to say i have heard so much of it on your flashes i am getting quite annoyed by it. The graphics werent too bad, and im glad you didnt stay on the adult image too long either, tastefully done and thought out well all together sir.

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[NBH]

Nice job

Wow, that was a nice selection of mix and matches. A great selection of some of your best flash efforts into the one flash short, I was thinking how much of a cool intro this would be to some of your bigger projects, entering with this as your opening would be great. Suprisingly the music didnt seem to be outta place with this piece either, i thought that it fitted the roll quite well. Great effort on promoting yourself sir.

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[Bagel Collab 0000002]

Rock on

I liked the idea of a bagel collab;

tmc - Nice effort trying to mix it up with a take on the ipod ad, i thought the bright colors and use of a doggie were cool features 8/10

wesdood - Lol nice and simple and i chuckled at the fact that the bagel was getting buttered up, simple colors in the background though should have added a pattern 8/10

messiah - Nice, well thats what you get for trying to stick soo many bagels into your mouth, nice gory affect of the eye popping out 8/10

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[1984]

Lame

I dont usually completly bag a flash effort but i truely didnt see much good in this, the graphics were badly done with just mostly text, but when i did get a glimpse of your own drawing ability it seemed quite noobish to be honest, the helicopter and those tree branches needed more deepth in colours. The sound you chose seemed like a real dulled down somber number, and although this seemed like a somber flash the music just didnt match it sorry. Lastly i have to say that you intentions were good, i always enjoy a serious message-get-acrosser but poor execution in all areas makes this one to forget my friend.

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[Drawing Contest #1]

I see

You did have the right idea with this, but i was yawnimg by the 8th round it was really just dragged on for too long to be honest. I thought it was very unique (the style) and it really felt like it was being played out in in real time, the music was the best choice, and the quailty was below average. I have to say that P2 wins though because he drew spiderman in the final round and i didnt have a clue of the character the P1 drew.

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