Hamy-jamy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[OCP Spams]

Here, take my wallet

You did a nice job on this flash, i liked how you had kitty as the secretary that was cute. I have to say that it saddened me that they got pissed at OCP so very easily, i mean he just ruined there building. The graphics for the most part were nicely done. Was it just me or is OCP so very cool? I hope to see more flashes based around him he is so energetic and happy.

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AubergineLock responds:

Thanks.

[The Locks are Bored 2]

Nice

Why was he so mean to them after they helped him out. Oh well atleast he got locked up afterwards and now he is in a worse place. I have to say that i thought the graphics on this were quite nice, and that you didnt go cheaply on the sound or your sound effects either which was well done. As a final tip i think that eggplant needs to get his own set of subtitles because he is a bitch to try and understand.

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AubergineLock responds:

Alright, cheers.

[Timmy and the Blender]

Oh dear

You moron timmy you just had to get to the food didnt you?, I thought that because you had no sound in this that it lost alot of its appeal. The graphics werent too flash hot either with there being no background to speak of, you should of atleast put together a home environment for this to be happening in, it just shows a lack of effort. You did however hit the nail on the head with the violence that blood and skull were indeed "sick" although i didnt know what was that round thing that bounced off timmy at the end.

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[why newgrounds?.]

Good on ya

It was good to see a flash totally dedicated, to the goodness on newgrounds. You pointed out afew good aspects on newgrounds maybe this should have been alittle longer though, i mean you pointed out three things, you could have beefed it up and the fans would have gone crazy. You and your teenage band music lol, i have to say i have heard so much of it on your flashes i am getting quite annoyed by it. The graphics werent too bad, and im glad you didnt stay on the adult image too long either, tastefully done and thought out well all together sir.

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[Why.]

Sheesh so much teen music

Got alittle scrappy on the graphical design in the middle there, the character seemed awfully stumpy when he was walking from the left the the right of screen with a plain background, and straight after that shot when he was crouched on the wall and there was a zoom in on him his limbs seemed to be drawn very blocky. The idea was nice, but seemed alittle sick because i dont know who you are trying to get the message across too i think ppl know that bullying isnt right, and the bully's know its wrong and frankly i dont think neither cares. Thanks for getting a common message down into the newgrounds archives though.

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[Dreaming.]

Nice

You should have fought your point more though, you did show the teenager depressed and then killing himself but you didnt give any indication as to why it was the adults in his life that caused his suffering. The lack of facial characteristics played well into your hands as a "it could be anyones child" feel. The dark colors and use of red helped to boost your dark yet serious take on suicide amongst young ppl, i like to see ppl getting there strong beliefs out.

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[blot 2004.]

Yo Yo Yo, wheres my dogs at?

First thing that comes to my mind after watching that, strange. I thought the style really stoodout, they werent quite stick figures as he had a pretty solid body, the lack of background really helped this flash stick out, the fading design aroudn the outside of the flashlights also was a nice effect. That hardcore music for the cutouts to the bikey were also well chosen. Lastly, although the character design was so simple the death scene was still gruesome and that shows talent, simple yet effective.

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[NBH]

Nice job

Wow, that was a nice selection of mix and matches. A great selection of some of your best flash efforts into the one flash short, I was thinking how much of a cool intro this would be to some of your bigger projects, entering with this as your opening would be great. Suprisingly the music didnt seem to be outta place with this piece either, i thought that it fitted the roll quite well. Great effort on promoting yourself sir.

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[Jack.]

Jack you little ripper?

You dont see much flash movies based on famous serial killers but this was nicely done i have to say. I liked the graphic design you took to most of the movie, i did like that effect of having a read tear fall down but i didnt really understand it to be honest. The musical choice was also alittle confusing, it would have came across alot more dark if you used a simple orchestra number instead of a famous dmx song, i liked where you were going with this though.

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[Bagel Collab 0000002]

Rock on

I liked the idea of a bagel collab;

tmc - Nice effort trying to mix it up with a take on the ipod ad, i thought the bright colors and use of a doggie were cool features 8/10

wesdood - Lol nice and simple and i chuckled at the fact that the bagel was getting buttered up, simple colors in the background though should have added a pattern 8/10

messiah - Nice, well thats what you get for trying to stick soo many bagels into your mouth, nice gory affect of the eye popping out 8/10

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