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[Yoda is a SEXY bitch]

Good work

There was a lot of good things to like about you effort here, the main part had to be the background design of the convience store which i thought looked pretty cool. The heads that you put on top of the clerks bodies didnt make much sense to me though as i didnt know who they were. The voice clips you used from the movie were great and the salsa shark scene at the start has to be the highlight of your flash effort.

[Blue Screen of Death]

Good

Well to be honest with you i thought this was entertaining as you got a good point across about the whole issue windows had some years back. I thought you could have done better at the end though, with perhaps a bit of voice acting yelling out profanities at the screen or something to that effect. The sound effect you did use though for the typing was solid and i thought your graphics for the screen text was also very professionally done too.

[Who be da millionare!?]

Hmmm

Really, this is a pity as it looks like you have some decent animating techniques that would have worked well with flash. I think the main problem here has to be that your flash isnt hosted on the website and instead has to be downloaded onto the computer as it is going to restrict your audience dramatically. The music seemed to be a problem too as i had to left click and play to start the flash short it doubled the music over and sounds like a loud mess, so you might want to fix that too.

[Britneys Proposal]

Nice

Well the best part of your flash had to be the voices you gave to the two pop singers as they were really funny. The big problem with this however is the length, as there didnt seem to be much humour overall. I thought the way you animated the mouth movements were pretty good. Overall it was just lacking some depth.

[When God was young.......]

Hmm

This wasnt too badly done, i mean the violence levels were quite high, i like how you burnt the caveman with a magnifing glass and then squashed the dinosaur with the big foot but it didnt make much sense. I thought i was viewing how the dinosaurs died but it seemed like some random violence. The highlight had to be the sound effect for the blinking. Overall there is some lack of humour here, which is a big problem.

[Jimmy Joe McBob]

Wow

Its kinda weird to say it after watching this but i could see that there was a lot of effort that was put into this, i mean the backgrounds were very detailed, even though the graphics werent the best, its good to see some effort being used. The background music suited the pacing of the flash which isnt a good thing because everything went by so fast, you need to give you flash more time, let it breath a little, so much happens in such a short time that its hard to comprehend. The multiple choice option in the middle was a cool feature. Overall a weird entry but it has its good points.

biblo responds:

Don't be telling me what I need

[WOMBAT STEW!]

Strange

Its hard to get the joke to be honest with you. I mean the ingredients were funny but you didnt go anywhere with it, you could have extended this flash to show them all going into a pot and then someone eating it and end the flash on the reaction of the person eating it but the way it is now is just way too basic. The best part of your flash i guess would have to be the text you used to point out the items which was done with an easy to read font. Overall a very minimal flash effort.

[The Nixon Dance!]

Shame

If you had added more of the song and some more animation of the hamsters this would have worked quite well. As it is, its just too short, you have it looping every five seconds which doesnt give the flash enough time to go anywhere, the stick figure of nixon was very basic, i mean the feet arent even done properly. The joke was still a bit funny. Overall needs some depth.